Saturday, September 03, 2005

MOVIES THAT TOASTBOY HASN'T SEEN #1

9 Comments:

Blogger The Ayatollah Of RocknRolla said...

Dear Ms(?) Atlanta
I trust your blogsite is of educational value to the dwarven time-bandits of the Starship Nostalgica?
I will of course personally review it later when it is safe to punish myself for laying my heathen eyes on your sordid frightfulness.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Toastboy said...

Laurence, do you know any BBW escorts in Atlanta? I know these are the kind Tea Addict favours.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Toastboy said...

My dear Tea Addict. It is one of my life time (tea-time anyway) regrets that I have not seen The Abominable Snowman or been escorted by a mature BBW Escort from Atlanta. Who knows what the future will bring in this crazy times ten to the power of five world we call... EARTH! I used to call it Von (Planet of the cunts), but that was just childish.

11:27 AM  
Blogger The Ayatollah Of RocknRolla said...

What pray tell is a BBW?
And where is the that ultimate ladies man 'Uberbot' these days?

11:30 AM  
Blogger Toastboy said...

A BBW as you well know is a "Big Beautiful Woman", a bit like Hattie Jaques... ooooh Matron!

11:35 AM  
Blogger Milk said...

Do BBW's drive BMW's? Why did I say that?

2:31 PM  
Blogger The Ayatollah Of RocknRolla said...

Scouthalwoods -

Do you mean that you have the 'Snowman' on DVD or the 'Atlanta Escorts BBW Do Toastboy'?

If it is the 'Snowman' dvd we are talking about is it the Director's Cut with the extra 22 minutes screening a group Yetis tearing apart a Chinese armoured column on a Tibetan mountain road?

2:52 PM  
Blogger Toastboy said...

Some BBW's look a bit like an Abominable Snowman/woman.

5:42 AM  
Blogger Toastboy said...

Will I ever see this epic piece of Cinema? Not to worry, I have another Peter Cushing Classic to watch this weekend. ISLAND OF TERROR!!!

8:26 AM  

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