WHERE THE F**K ARE THE POSTS?

HA!

MONDAY PLAYLIST

1. Apocolyptica und Nina Hagen - 'Seemann'
2. Dresden Dolls - 'Coin-operated Boy'
3. Oomph! - 'Sex hat keine Macht'
4. Wolfsheim - 'Kein Zurück'
5. Nightwish - 'Nemo'
6. Killing Joke - 'Love Like Blood'
7. Motörhead - 'Metropolis'
8. Laibach - 'Tanz mit Laibach'
9. Rammstein - 'Mein Teil'
10.Black Sabbath - 'Under The Sun'

Playlist # 512

Albums
1. Finntroll - Nattfodd
2. Finntroll - Jaktens Tid
3. Black Sabbath - Vol 4
4. Judas Priest - Rocka Rolla
5. Hawkwind - Space Ritual
6. Joanna Newsom - The milk-eyed mender
7. Finntroll - Visor Om Slutet
8. H.P Lovecraft - Live May 11 1968
9. Black Sabbath - Sabotage
10. Shonen Knife - Let's knife

GOLDEN AGE OF SPORT

1. Grit Breuer & Katrin Krabbe DDR team at the 1990 European Championships, the final hurrah of the nation of sporting gods!

2. The 1972 Munich Olympics were a huge disappointment to East Germany's women's swimming team - they failed to win a single gold medal. The following year at the World Championships in Belgrade the East German women came away with 10 golds with their star, Kornelia Ender, winning four. What was the secret of their success? There are some sinister theories, but before everyone utters the 'd' word it is worth remembering that no East German swimmer ever tested positive. More likely it was the advance in swimsuit technology. The East Germans appeared in skin-tight stretchy suits that afforded sideways glances from opponents. Ender and co had announced the golden age of Lycra.

MOVIES THAT TOASTBOY HASN'T SEEN #1

ANTIQUE TOTTY

1. Diana Dors (1950s vintage, later 70s style grossen landlady is more Toastboy's flavour)
2. Sylvia Sims (Ice Cold in Alex)
3. My Auntie Jax - who made me think as a 13 year old that Kissin' Cousins was a 60s porno flick. Keep it in the family I say
4. Elfish Shirley MacLaine (RatPack era, not the later mad cow [disease])
5. Elke Sommer